Anti-Blogfest GaryFest

Today is the Anti-Blogfest Gary Fest, a blogfest in honor of anti-bloghop himself, Gary at Klahanie! How could I not join something that specifically tells me not's like sticking your finger into an electrical outlet and expecting to get know its bad news, but you JUST.CAN'T.HELP.YOURSELF. *cheesy-grin*

Hosted by none other than:

Mark "Madman" Koopmans
Ninja Alex J. Cavanaugh
Morgan "The Sweetest Friend Ever" Shamy
Robyn Engel
Life is good Tina

So what's this all about, you're wondering? Well, it's simple really.

Create the titles of three PG-13 blogfests you would never join--and then add a descriptive sentence or two.

The 3 Blogfest I would never join:

1) The Dig Out Your Biggest Booger and Take a Photo of It Bloghop- Ack, can you see posts and posts of nasty green slime posted all over the blogosphere?!

2) The Post a Sample of your Very First Attempts At Writing Bloghop-I'd be so embarrassed to reveal to the world how bad I was!

3) Best Whistler Video Bloghop- *sigh* I can't whistle!

There's my 3, how about you? Would you participate in any of the 3 bloghops above? Do you follow Gary? This bloghop helped me find his blog and I really like what I see! Don't forget to pop over to our hosts and give a little shout out to some of the coolest bloggers around!


Stephen Tremp said…
Don't poo poo number one. That has serious potential to it!
Sabrina A. Fish said…
Ha! It does, doesn't it.
M.L. Swift said…
ACK! Number Two is a NIGHTMARE! Wouldn't ever join that one.

And the winner of #3 is the one who can whistle Dixie through his nose (of course, this has to be after #1, lest that booger create too much blockage).

M.L. Swift, Writer
J. A. Bennett said…
I actually like the 1st writing attempts idea. We could all commiserate together!
Liesel Hill said…
Great anti-blogfests! Don't think I'd join them either, though #2 would be a good exercise for all of us writers. :D

Here are mine!
I can't whistle either, so I guess that leaves me with either #1 and #2... what lovely, lovely choices! How about the "Worst-Ever Mommy Moments Blogshop"?
Mina Lobo said…
ROTFL and Eeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuw on the first one! :-D
Some Dark Romantic
Morgan said…
Hahaha!!! Sabrina... LAUGHING!!!!!

Okay... that post your example of your first attempt of writing thing would be AWFUL... can you imagine??? So clever! And ewwwww to number one... !!!!

And I love my quotation mark nickname! Awwww... Seriously love you!
Sherry Ellis said…
That first one sounds completely disgusting!
Good ones! (Or should that be "bad ones"?) No, I wouldn't want to participate in any of those fests, either, but I must confess, your number one suggestion also crossed my mind. I decided it didn't quite match up to my "sophisticated" persona. (Yeah, right. I was too chicken to go with it.) At any rate, I surely must follow someone who not only considers boogers, but has the stones to write about 'em, too, so count me in as your newest groupie.
Ooops! How about that? I'm ALREADY one of your followers. Huh! It appears I have even better taste than I imagined...
Johanna Garth said…
I'm so with you on #2!!
Manzanita said…
I really like #3. I can't whistle but I'm trying to teach myself. Hard, isn't it?
And people though my urinal cake one was bad! Your first one beats it.
I can barely whistle, and I'm in awe of people who can belt out whistles that can be heard from far away. How do they do that. Oh, that first one. Younger guys would probably get excited to participate.

Thanks for joining the blogfest, Sabrina, and for commenting.

It's great to meet and, now, follow you.

L. Diane Wolfe said…
I can't whistle well either.
Jeremy [Retro] said…
we are sharing the same... yummy!

The Blog-fest that make me want to say "NO"...
Jeremy H.

New Look, New Name and Same Stuff...
Mark Koopmans said…
OMGosh, I showed your three to my oldest son and before I could say, "Hello, how are you. My name is Mark and I hope you are well" in Swahili, my son held out a finger and asked if I had the camera handy:)

Great choices - and I really like your nickname for Morg.. *that* is so sweet :)
Tina said…
Totally "bad" fests - well done! Thanks for helping us celebrate Gary today.
Tina @ Life is Good
Lots of boogers in this blogfest. For a that say something about the level of sophistication of us bloggers??...?
klahanie said…
Hi Sabrina,

Wow, you have joined in the farcical fun-filled festival of frivolity :) Nothing like the irony of an anti-blogfest, blogfest, me thinkest!

The first one can be and I nose what you mean, be shared out there in boogerland. Oh yeah, one I would snot join.

The second one is ongoing in my case. Even though, of course, I would never join.

The third one is something I cannot do. Although I can make a farting noise using the old armpit trick.

Your latest starstruck fan,

Gary and gosh, me follow your site. Yay! :)
It's a relief to see how many of us picked (no pun intended!) some gross-out titles, lol!!!

These are all fun titles and I like the variety!

Nice to meet you :)

Trisha F said…
I think I HAVE shared some of my earliest writing on my blog before, or at least I've talked about some of it - but my excuse is I was 12 at the time I wrote that stuff ;)
michelle said…
A triple no-no to your batch of blogfest boo-boos...
NO. NO. and NO.
Writer In Transit
Oh my gosh! My brothers used to dig huge boogers out and show them off. Thanks for the childhood memory
I hate to admit that I'm a pretty darn good whistler. It is one of my only skills, so I would have to sign up for it. Actually I would probably do okay at your first fest idea too, but I couldn't do them simultaneously. Fun list Sabrina!

Yolanda Renee said…
Oh gosh, that's so true, the worst writing. I need to burn that stuff! Thanks for reminding me! :)

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