Today's A to Z Challenge letter is ~G~ and I wanted to lighten things up a bit. So here is a limerick making fun of Gru, a slave master my MC, Ruark is forced to travel with for a time. Ruark did not enjoy the experience.
There was a fat man named Gru
Master of the slaving crew
He wore smelly perfume
That cleared any room
Those who lingered around him were few